Thursday 30 October 2014

HARPER DECLARES JIAN GHOMESHI A TERRORIST

"Wow, JG actually created more terror in Canada this week than the crackhead I hire to shoot up the hill" Harper was quoted in my dreams last night. Just before Burton Cummings and the guy from Nickelback bukkaki'd all over his stupid face. Then Jian showed up and everyone was terrorized by his presence. Then I woke up and had some coffee.