Thursday 3 January 2019

THE DEGENERATE PLANET TOP 10 of 2018


As per usual, few of my favorites from this year were from this year, era or even this Millenium. Not a single new rapper, producer or dj stirred any interest (save the death of XXXTentation) and no new tv and only one movie made the list. Am I looking back because I’m getting old or because there is nothing to look forward to? 
Here they are in no particular order.

1.Doodletown Pipers


It was such a joy to find another psychedelic bubblegum pop band in the vein of the 5th dimension.  I want to live in Doodletown. A land of racial harmony and heavily saturated primary colors. Clearly this was the pinnacle of evolution and we’ve been sliding back into the sea ever since. Apparently when they made an appearance on The Roger Miller show he called them “THe Poodletown Diapers”

2.Enoch Light

I’ve always loved the name Enoch. There used to be a sleestak on Land of Lost named Enoch. As a child I was crazy for Land of the Lost. My neighbour Kim would watch it with me and we’d fool around while my Mom was at work. One time my Mom came home early and we had to get dressed really quickly but didn’t realize our underwear was still sitting on the floor. Humiliating being busted for pre-pubescent exploration. I guess if it were modern times we’d both have been too busy identifying as the other gender to have any interest in sex….

3.Etel Adnan

When we saw the Etel Adnan show at SF Moma a friend said ‘doesnt it drive you crazy to see someone making it big doing something that looks like close up details of your work?’ 
I guess I could see some similarities to my paintings but clearly she had her own thing and was quite accomplished. And now after researching this Lebanese born poet and artist I am a huge fan and mortified that I even compared myself. Take a look at her lifes work and prepare to be humbled. She is 93 and one of the wisest beings on the planet. 

4.Beau Dick 
This year saw a moving Beau Dick documentary and a lovely coffee table book retrospective. If you aren’t already hip to the man and his work then familiarize yourself. Artist, freedom fighter, mentor and true human being…

5.Bruce Campbell in the 90s

As I come ever closer to half a century on this spinning horror show of a planet it’s hard to believe I haven’t come close to exhausting the supply of westerns and sitcoms I need to fuel my hungry soul…..and while I discovered a few shows from the 50s and 60s this year (Hopalong cassidy, the rifleman) what I found the most satisfying was two shows from the 90s starring Bruce Campbell. A western (what a surprise) ‘The Adventures of Bristol County Jr’ and a period drama ‘Jack of All Trades’. Both are cheesy with pretty decent plots, ham it up acting and plenty of terrible one liners. Definitely worth a revisit for any Evil Dead fans….


6.November

I could go on and on about all the old shit I saw but since there was a relatively new film I went to see this year…..
funny, fresh, creepy, classic. The casting and story alone make this worth it, not to mention the animation of the slave monster machine things. And how many Estonian horror fantasies are you gonna see this year?

7.Ramen
The 2018 restoration of arthouse classic film Tampopo-the first and only ‘Ramen Western’  (which I went to see on my birthday) spurred my interest in this amazing and unhealthy food. Not surprisingly unpopular with vegetarians I had slept on it my whole life. I had always associated it with Mr Noodle packets  and meat heavy asian noodle soups. But lo and behold there are a few amazing vegan and vegetarian options out there. The perfect ratio of salt, carbs, umami and grease is not just for carnivores anymore people….

8.Claude Young

I have been a fan since my fist days as a raver via his DJ Kicks outing. Hands down the best dj I saw in Vancouver this year. I can’t even describe the set….he was constantly mixing 3 tracks, manipulating 2 decks while crossfading with his face….playing weird shit, house, techno, psych and who knows what and just constantly expanding the vibe (did I just write that?). Whatever, it was really great.  


9.Sandy Denny

Am I mellowing in my middle age or is music just not really doing anything new? Where as just a few years ago there were always new genres being discovered now everything just sounds like Drake. But also, I have mellowed considerably. I spend my days listening to classical and when I put on records they are more often jazz or folk instead of B’more club and Detroit ghettotech. Anyway, I bought the whole  Fairport Convention collection not realizing that Sandy went solo. Now, I buy Sandy Denny records. (as well as well as The Strawbs, Steeleye Span, Pentangle and tons of other brit-folk)

10.Ohio Beach
I’ve loved Chicago since my first trip there where I volunteered trapping feral cats and getting them spayed in Little Mexico. It would have been my favourite American city except that there is so little nature and nowhere to swim. Apparently for a decade I didn't notice the entire Great Lake its sitting on. Or at least didnt realize you could safely swim in it…..this year we discovered Ohio Beach downtown….a few minutes walk from the Art Institute and you’re sipping cocktails in a cabana, swimming in pristine beautiful water and gazing across the lake with the Chicago skyline at your back. Now I’m ready to call this my favourite American City…..

Honourable Mentions:
Heavyweight Podcast with Jonathan Goldstein
SLAYER Goodbye tour


Sunday 8 January 2017

FORGET THE DEAD ONES, HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT WERE SPARED BY 2016.


I heard a lot of belly aching around new years about all of the amazing humans who's lives were cut down by 2016. What a shock. People die. Thats what they do. The price of life is death, just be thankful it wasn't you. Also be thankful and pleasantly surprised a lot more people didn't die. Think about it: there are still 2 Beatles left, Bill Cosby, Robert Mugabe, David Suzuki, Keith Richards, both brothers from Oasis, and all kinds of old crusties still kicking.
Here at Degenerate Planet we thought we'd give thanks to 2016 for sparing some of our faves....

OZZY
Its a bonified miracle that this motherfucker is still alive and KILLING IT. I saw the epic Sabbath show in Vancouver this year and not only could he sing he could actually SPEAK LEGIBLY between songs. I don't need to list the mans credentials here....he's a living legend. Ranked #56 on the celebrity death pool.

TED DANSON
Why be thankful Sam from Cheers is still alive? I have no idea. I just like him. Don't forget he also played Gulliver and was on that HBO show. Also he went in black face to some academy thing with Woopie Goldberg. (Who is also still alive, dammit.)

SHANE MCGOWAN
How the hell is this motherfucker still breathing? According to him cognac is deadly, NOT heroin. Also if you eat a raw onion every day and drink Guiness you will live indefinitely.

FLAVA FLAV (AND CHUCK D.)
Praise the Lord. God is good.




 WERNER HERZOG
“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.”― Werner Herzog

GLORIA STEINEM
In a world that has recinded civil rights and feminism Gloria keeps on keeping on. I would have never payed much attention except that I saw her on Larry Sanders and became a fan. Recently heard a conversation between her and Elen Burnstyn that made me cry.


 DON RICKLES
Nothing could kill the toughest man on earth. Even being beaten with a rotary phone by Joe Pesci.

LARRY DAVID
Another season of Larry David before the Grim Reaper comes. Everyone pray with me now.

ENNIO MORICONE
I would mention Clint but he is such a cunt. I hope they get some pictures of him blowing a horse or Trump or something. Anyway, Ennio is a machine. Still churning out classics. And he invented my favourite genre of music.

DELTA BURKE
I wish I could put a Golden Girl on this list but I can't so I put a Designing Woman on instead. She's not even my favourite but its no surprise that Annie Potts is still walking this planet. A plumper like Delta not dead from Dorito's and Oxycontin is more newsworthy....

Feel free to throw some honourable mentions in the comments....


Saturday 24 December 2016

CHRISTMAS ALBUMS THAT ARE TOLERABLE

Seems like everyone does one of these. Fuck it, I will too....
Obviously, Vince Guaraldi and Boney M and Run DMC are listenable but these are a little more obscure. Im not saying its all great but at least its off the beaten path.
























 ROTARY CONNECTION: PEACE
This is a weird 60s band that I was turned on to cuz of my love of the 5th Dimension. Frankly, Connection doesn't hold a torch but their Xmas album is pretty stellar. Lots of originals, the right amount of sleigh bells. Great cover.























A YELLOW CHRISTMAS
This album is awful but worth an annual listen. Its just fun to hear Yellowman replace his name for Santa and Jamaica for Christmas for 10 agonizingly long Xmas standards.
























LOW: CHRISTMAS
Great pop album with a somber version of little drummer boy. I heard 'Just Like Christmas' in Superstore the other day.



















A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS
'Here Comes Fatty With His Bag Of Shit.' What more do you want. A well curated, deep Xmas comp. Tiny Tim makes an appearance amongst some kitsch and soul.





















CHRISTMAS EVE WITH BURL IVES
Ok. This is terrible but I love Burl.







BADD SANTA: A STONES THROW XMAS
When I first heard this I thought I had an annual Xmas soundtrack but it wears thin. The Xmas cover of "Rock The Bells" is worth it though....

Anyway. I hope this helped you annoy someone you love or at least gave you a break from the Amy Grant Christmas album or whatever....

Monday 5 January 2015

BEST OF 2014


As per usual, this list has nothing to do with 2014 except that maybe I enjoyed it, or discovered it this last year. In no particular order. Also, I have done more brain damage this year, so I don't remember much.


CHILDISH GAMBINO-CUZ THE INTERNET
Who would have thought that the nerdy kid from Community would actually be funny and musically talented? This album definitely takes a lot from other artists but blends it all beautifully. Stevie Wonder, Drake, Kanye, some trap, some soul, clever lyrical content....and it doesn't wear out after a few listens. Look forward to more. His movie Mystery Squad is also really good.



MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES
This is amazing, totally in  the mystery solving style of the late 60s Hanna Barbera cartoons, with guests like Cormac McCarthy and Buzz Aldrin. Voiced by Mike himself with Norm McDonald as the pigeon.

NICHOLS
A James Garner show no one ever heard of from before Rockford Files? A western in the style of Rockford with a lot of the same actors including the guy that played Angel? Yes, it's true. It saved my life. And the whole series is on Youtube.





EL MICHELS AFFAIR-ENTER THE 37th CHAMBER
Wu-Tang instrumentals by a classy soul band? Someones getting laid somewhere.


PERVERTS GUIDE TO IDEOLOGY
This is the weirdest documentary ever. I've seen it a few times and I'm still not sure what it is but the host is mesmerizing. And the style of cutting from classic films to the narrator actually sitting in the sets is mind blowing. Somehow he ties together John Wayne, Coca Cola, Beethovens 9th and 'They Live' to show us how we are living under the Jackboot of "Democracy".



LEE FIELDS & THE EXPRESSIONS
Yeah, I know. I slept on this. But all this Dap shit is soooooooo good. It's like time travel. Charles Bradley is almost as great. Lee just has a bit of an edge.

BILL COSBY
Fuck I hate old Bill Cosby. He's so cranky and righteous and right wing and unfunny. So I was so happy to find out he's been drugging and raping women for years. He turns them to Jello and stick them with his puddin pop while they're unconscious! Brilliant! Evil! Now I can hate him for a good reason. What's weird is that I,Spy has become one of my favourite TV shows. It's really good.


PHILIP K. DICK
I had read Scanner Darkly quite a few times and it was in my top 10 novels for sure but for some reason never tried any others. Last year I dabbled in sci-fi, but this year I was crazy for Dick. The Valis Trilogy, Time Out of Joint, Game Players Of Titan, Ubik, and I've got so many more to go. Mind blowing, heart wrenching, funny and readable. Thank you Jesse for introducing me to PKD.


ANGEL OLSON
I listened to a lot of sad girl music this year. I'm a sad girl on the inside I guess. This is the Kit, Regina Spektor and Angel Olson. She's something special. Mad regrets I didn't get to see her show in Victoria. Sometimes my sad girl life gets in the way. The new album 'Burn Your Fire For No Witness'
is definitely worth getting. Punk, Country, Folk, and she's beautiful.

ROOM 237
This was the year of Kubrick for me. Yeah, I might have seen this in 2013 but I watched it so many times this year as well as a few Kubrick docs and all his films again at least once. (except Eyes Wide Shut, I don't wanna see Nicole Kidman fucking anyone else but me). At first you're laughing at these conspiracy morons and then they overlay The Shining backwards and forwards at the same time and your mind just explodes. FUCKING GENIUS. The moon landing was fake after all.....now what are the hidden meanings in Barry Lyndon?