MOVIE OF THE WEEK: GATOR

This movie is pretty awful but definitely worth perusing. For some reason bootlegger Burt Reynolds lives in a swamp with his daughter and is the only guy the cops can use to stop some mob pimp politician. There are lots of hilarious, (leave your disbelief at the door) scenes of people jumping swamp boats but the best scenes include Burt getting slipped a mickey and acting 'wasted' for a full 5 minutes. Also, there is a softly glowing scene of him talking nicely and calmly to a high as hell fifteen year old prostitute that wants to fuck. Heartfelt I assure you. I'm sure Burt was spraying cum all over her face the second the camera was off......
Oh yeah, this is the sequel to WHITE LIGHTNING.

A BOY AND HIS DOG

I know I've been suggesting spaghetti westerns but this movie kinda falls in to that genre in a way. Except it's an after the fall movie from the 80's starring Don Johnson as a young man. I like this movie almost as much as Mad Max. It can be a bit brutal watching Don yell at the poor dog, cuz you know the dog isn't acting. But great art requires some animal abuse. Check out this guys podcast for a free download. He's also got some other good stuff. http://www.cultofuhf.com/

HAWMPS

What an original premise. A cavalry outpost is needing fresh horses and they are promised a shipment of Arabians. What arrives? CAMELS!!! Hilarity ensues. Appearances by every actor from the 70s who's name you don't know.

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CASTAWAY COWBOY

James Garner is the greatest actor ever. I swear I'm just watching a documentary when he's on. This movie is pretty good, except for the kid in it is a ginger and has a weird mouth. It's annoying. Theres some racism againt Hawaiins which is heartwarmingly Disneyish. Basically, a cowboy is shipwrecked in Hawaii and teaches them to farm cattle instead of potatoes. An hilarious premise I assure you. Now available on DVD.