Thursday, 3 January 2019

THE DEGENERATE PLANET TOP 10 of 2018


As per usual, few of my favorites from this year were from this year, era or even this Millenium. Not a single new rapper, producer or dj stirred any interest (save the death of XXXTentation) and no new tv and only one movie made the list. Am I looking back because I’m getting old or because there is nothing to look forward to? 
Here they are in no particular order.

1.Doodletown Pipers


It was such a joy to find another psychedelic bubblegum pop band in the vein of the 5th dimension.  I want to live in Doodletown. A land of racial harmony and heavily saturated primary colors. Clearly this was the pinnacle of evolution and we’ve been sliding back into the sea ever since. Apparently when they made an appearance on The Roger Miller show he called them “THe Poodletown Diapers”

2.Enoch Light

I’ve always loved the name Enoch. There used to be a sleestak on Land of Lost named Enoch. As a child I was crazy for Land of the Lost. My neighbour Kim would watch it with me and we’d fool around while my Mom was at work. One time my Mom came home early and we had to get dressed really quickly but didn’t realize our underwear was still sitting on the floor. Humiliating being busted for pre-pubescent exploration. I guess if it were modern times we’d both have been too busy identifying as the other gender to have any interest in sex….

3.Etel Adnan

When we saw the Etel Adnan show at SF Moma a friend said ‘doesnt it drive you crazy to see someone making it big doing something that looks like close up details of your work?’ 
I guess I could see some similarities to my paintings but clearly she had her own thing and was quite accomplished. And now after researching this Lebanese born poet and artist I am a huge fan and mortified that I even compared myself. Take a look at her lifes work and prepare to be humbled. She is 93 and one of the wisest beings on the planet. 

4.Beau Dick 
This year saw a moving Beau Dick documentary and a lovely coffee table book retrospective. If you aren’t already hip to the man and his work then familiarize yourself. Artist, freedom fighter, mentor and true human being…

5.Bruce Campbell in the 90s

As I come ever closer to half a century on this spinning horror show of a planet it’s hard to believe I haven’t come close to exhausting the supply of westerns and sitcoms I need to fuel my hungry soul…..and while I discovered a few shows from the 50s and 60s this year (Hopalong cassidy, the rifleman) what I found the most satisfying was two shows from the 90s starring Bruce Campbell. A western (what a surprise) ‘The Adventures of Bristol County Jr’ and a period drama ‘Jack of All Trades’. Both are cheesy with pretty decent plots, ham it up acting and plenty of terrible one liners. Definitely worth a revisit for any Evil Dead fans….


6.November

I could go on and on about all the old shit I saw but since there was a relatively new film I went to see this year…..
funny, fresh, creepy, classic. The casting and story alone make this worth it, not to mention the animation of the slave monster machine things. And how many Estonian horror fantasies are you gonna see this year?

7.Ramen
The 2018 restoration of arthouse classic film Tampopo-the first and only ‘Ramen Western’  (which I went to see on my birthday) spurred my interest in this amazing and unhealthy food. Not surprisingly unpopular with vegetarians I had slept on it my whole life. I had always associated it with Mr Noodle packets  and meat heavy asian noodle soups. But lo and behold there are a few amazing vegan and vegetarian options out there. The perfect ratio of salt, carbs, umami and grease is not just for carnivores anymore people….

8.Claude Young

I have been a fan since my fist days as a raver via his DJ Kicks outing. Hands down the best dj I saw in Vancouver this year. I can’t even describe the set….he was constantly mixing 3 tracks, manipulating 2 decks while crossfading with his face….playing weird shit, house, techno, psych and who knows what and just constantly expanding the vibe (did I just write that?). Whatever, it was really great.  


9.Sandy Denny

Am I mellowing in my middle age or is music just not really doing anything new? Where as just a few years ago there were always new genres being discovered now everything just sounds like Drake. But also, I have mellowed considerably. I spend my days listening to classical and when I put on records they are more often jazz or folk instead of B’more club and Detroit ghettotech. Anyway, I bought the whole  Fairport Convention collection not realizing that Sandy went solo. Now, I buy Sandy Denny records. (as well as well as The Strawbs, Steeleye Span, Pentangle and tons of other brit-folk)

10.Ohio Beach
I’ve loved Chicago since my first trip there where I volunteered trapping feral cats and getting them spayed in Little Mexico. It would have been my favourite American city except that there is so little nature and nowhere to swim. Apparently for a decade I didn't notice the entire Great Lake its sitting on. Or at least didnt realize you could safely swim in it…..this year we discovered Ohio Beach downtown….a few minutes walk from the Art Institute and you’re sipping cocktails in a cabana, swimming in pristine beautiful water and gazing across the lake with the Chicago skyline at your back. Now I’m ready to call this my favourite American City…..

Honourable Mentions:
Heavyweight Podcast with Jonathan Goldstein
SLAYER Goodbye tour


Sunday, 8 January 2017

FORGET THE DEAD ONES, HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT WERE SPARED BY 2016.


I heard a lot of belly aching around new years about all of the amazing humans who's lives were cut down by 2016. What a shock. People die. Thats what they do. The price of life is death, just be thankful it wasn't you. Also be thankful and pleasantly surprised a lot more people didn't die. Think about it: there are still 2 Beatles left, Bill Cosby, Robert Mugabe, David Suzuki, Keith Richards, both brothers from Oasis, and all kinds of old crusties still kicking.
Here at Degenerate Planet we thought we'd give thanks to 2016 for sparing some of our faves....

OZZY
Its a bonified miracle that this motherfucker is still alive and KILLING IT. I saw the epic Sabbath show in Vancouver this year and not only could he sing he could actually SPEAK LEGIBLY between songs. I don't need to list the mans credentials here....he's a living legend. Ranked #56 on the celebrity death pool.

TED DANSON
Why be thankful Sam from Cheers is still alive? I have no idea. I just like him. Don't forget he also played Gulliver and was on that HBO show. Also he went in black face to some academy thing with Woopie Goldberg. (Who is also still alive, dammit.)

SHANE MCGOWAN
How the hell is this motherfucker still breathing? According to him cognac is deadly, NOT heroin. Also if you eat a raw onion every day and drink Guiness you will live indefinitely.

FLAVA FLAV (AND CHUCK D.)
Praise the Lord. God is good.




 WERNER HERZOG
“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.”― Werner Herzog

GLORIA STEINEM
In a world that has recinded civil rights and feminism Gloria keeps on keeping on. I would have never payed much attention except that I saw her on Larry Sanders and became a fan. Recently heard a conversation between her and Elen Burnstyn that made me cry.


 DON RICKLES
Nothing could kill the toughest man on earth. Even being beaten with a rotary phone by Joe Pesci.

LARRY DAVID
Another season of Larry David before the Grim Reaper comes. Everyone pray with me now.

ENNIO MORICONE
I would mention Clint but he is such a cunt. I hope they get some pictures of him blowing a horse or Trump or something. Anyway, Ennio is a machine. Still churning out classics. And he invented my favourite genre of music.

DELTA BURKE
I wish I could put a Golden Girl on this list but I can't so I put a Designing Woman on instead. She's not even my favourite but its no surprise that Annie Potts is still walking this planet. A plumper like Delta not dead from Dorito's and Oxycontin is more newsworthy....

Feel free to throw some honourable mentions in the comments....


Saturday, 24 December 2016

CHRISTMAS ALBUMS THAT ARE TOLERABLE

Seems like everyone does one of these. Fuck it, I will too....
Obviously, Vince Guaraldi and Boney M and Run DMC are listenable but these are a little more obscure. Im not saying its all great but at least its off the beaten path.
























 ROTARY CONNECTION: PEACE
This is a weird 60s band that I was turned on to cuz of my love of the 5th Dimension. Frankly, Connection doesn't hold a torch but their Xmas album is pretty stellar. Lots of originals, the right amount of sleigh bells. Great cover.























A YELLOW CHRISTMAS
This album is awful but worth an annual listen. Its just fun to hear Yellowman replace his name for Santa and Jamaica for Christmas for 10 agonizingly long Xmas standards.
























LOW: CHRISTMAS
Great pop album with a somber version of little drummer boy. I heard 'Just Like Christmas' in Superstore the other day.



















A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS
'Here Comes Fatty With His Bag Of Shit.' What more do you want. A well curated, deep Xmas comp. Tiny Tim makes an appearance amongst some kitsch and soul.





















CHRISTMAS EVE WITH BURL IVES
Ok. This is terrible but I love Burl.







BADD SANTA: A STONES THROW XMAS
When I first heard this I thought I had an annual Xmas soundtrack but it wears thin. The Xmas cover of "Rock The Bells" is worth it though....

Anyway. I hope this helped you annoy someone you love or at least gave you a break from the Amy Grant Christmas album or whatever....

Monday, 5 January 2015

BEST OF 2014


As per usual, this list has nothing to do with 2014 except that maybe I enjoyed it, or discovered it this last year. In no particular order. Also, I have done more brain damage this year, so I don't remember much.


CHILDISH GAMBINO-CUZ THE INTERNET
Who would have thought that the nerdy kid from Community would actually be funny and musically talented? This album definitely takes a lot from other artists but blends it all beautifully. Stevie Wonder, Drake, Kanye, some trap, some soul, clever lyrical content....and it doesn't wear out after a few listens. Look forward to more. His movie Mystery Squad is also really good.



MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES
This is amazing, totally in  the mystery solving style of the late 60s Hanna Barbera cartoons, with guests like Cormac McCarthy and Buzz Aldrin. Voiced by Mike himself with Norm McDonald as the pigeon.

NICHOLS
A James Garner show no one ever heard of from before Rockford Files? A western in the style of Rockford with a lot of the same actors including the guy that played Angel? Yes, it's true. It saved my life. And the whole series is on Youtube.





EL MICHELS AFFAIR-ENTER THE 37th CHAMBER
Wu-Tang instrumentals by a classy soul band? Someones getting laid somewhere.


PERVERTS GUIDE TO IDEOLOGY
This is the weirdest documentary ever. I've seen it a few times and I'm still not sure what it is but the host is mesmerizing. And the style of cutting from classic films to the narrator actually sitting in the sets is mind blowing. Somehow he ties together John Wayne, Coca Cola, Beethovens 9th and 'They Live' to show us how we are living under the Jackboot of "Democracy".



LEE FIELDS & THE EXPRESSIONS
Yeah, I know. I slept on this. But all this Dap shit is soooooooo good. It's like time travel. Charles Bradley is almost as great. Lee just has a bit of an edge.

BILL COSBY
Fuck I hate old Bill Cosby. He's so cranky and righteous and right wing and unfunny. So I was so happy to find out he's been drugging and raping women for years. He turns them to Jello and stick them with his puddin pop while they're unconscious! Brilliant! Evil! Now I can hate him for a good reason. What's weird is that I,Spy has become one of my favourite TV shows. It's really good.


PHILIP K. DICK
I had read Scanner Darkly quite a few times and it was in my top 10 novels for sure but for some reason never tried any others. Last year I dabbled in sci-fi, but this year I was crazy for Dick. The Valis Trilogy, Time Out of Joint, Game Players Of Titan, Ubik, and I've got so many more to go. Mind blowing, heart wrenching, funny and readable. Thank you Jesse for introducing me to PKD.


ANGEL OLSON
I listened to a lot of sad girl music this year. I'm a sad girl on the inside I guess. This is the Kit, Regina Spektor and Angel Olson. She's something special. Mad regrets I didn't get to see her show in Victoria. Sometimes my sad girl life gets in the way. The new album 'Burn Your Fire For No Witness'
is definitely worth getting. Punk, Country, Folk, and she's beautiful.

ROOM 237
This was the year of Kubrick for me. Yeah, I might have seen this in 2013 but I watched it so many times this year as well as a few Kubrick docs and all his films again at least once. (except Eyes Wide Shut, I don't wanna see Nicole Kidman fucking anyone else but me). At first you're laughing at these conspiracy morons and then they overlay The Shining backwards and forwards at the same time and your mind just explodes. FUCKING GENIUS. The moon landing was fake after all.....now what are the hidden meanings in Barry Lyndon?

Sunday, 4 January 2015

THROWBACK MIXTAPE! DJPLAN IN 2008

B'more. electro, mash-ups, baille funk. Everything that still seemed fresh in 2008. As well as a djplan original : New Wave Hooker Girls. 
I couldn't find a track list but maybe I'll remember who all this is by....some of it is from vinyl but some of it I don't remember at all.....

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

DJPLAN : BUTTER SOFT BALLER MIXTAPE


A healthy but mellow mix of sometimes happy, sometimes sad tracks ranging from moombahton and moombahsoul to house and a hard ass climax. Enjoy. 

Thursday, 30 October 2014

HARPER DECLARES JIAN GHOMESHI A TERRORIST

"Wow, JG actually created more terror in Canada this week than the crackhead I hire to shoot up the hill" Harper was quoted in my dreams last night. Just before Burton Cummings and the guy from Nickelback bukkaki'd all over his stupid face. Then Jian showed up and everyone was terrorized by his presence. Then I woke up and had some coffee.

Thursday, 12 June 2014

DEGENERATE PLANETS FAVOURITE COPS OF ALL TIME

Since the police and RCMP have been eating so many bullets lately, we at DP thought instead of picking up a M134 Minigun and jumping on the bandwagon, we would instead pay tribute to our favourite cops of all time. They are not all one dimensional, anal, power hungry cocks after all....


1.BAD LIEUTENANT

One of the best movies ever. Harvey Kietel makes you think you are watching a documentary. What makes him a great cop is not the drugs, drug dealing, stealing, mouth rape of teenagers, but the forgiveness of the rapists at the end. What a guy.



2.BUFORD T. JUSTICE 

My Dad loved this guy. I love him too. He is so much more foul mouthed than Ralph Cramden. "There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth."




3.BARNEY FIFE

Barney would carry one bullet in his pocket just in case there was trouble. He also took the deadly art of judo for a few years. He had a serious respect for the law that the Sheriff never quite understood.




4.BELKER

He was so undercover that he didn't bathe and he barked like a dog. They don't make cops like this anymore. If they do I am unaware because they are in so deep. Maybe I'm  undercover. maybe you are. I just blew your mind.


5.DENNIS BECKER

Rockford was always using Becker for running plates and Becker became to butt of his coworkers jokes for having a n ex-con for a friend. Sometimes he would deny it. Then Rockford would solve a case for him

.

6.STEVE MCGARRET

Definitely a control freak. Also, the hardest working police chief in the history of Five O. When he wasn't shooting it out with Red Chinese spies, or busting Howlie coke smugglers, he was going undercover! Police Chiefs are supposed to be black, balding and fat and yell a lot while their wives cheat on them, not go undercover! WTF? Strong work McGarret...also his secret gay relationship was Dano was groundbreaking.




7.NORDBERG

Self explanatory. 


8.McQ

Putting Harry Callahan on this list would have been to obvious so instead you get McQ. The Fat Elvis of violent cops.



9.WINSLOW

A cop that makes sounds might have more uses in the field than you think. He can make sounds that confuse the bad guys. 




10.K9 JERRY LEE


I would have put Hooch on this list but he was just the dog of a dead guy helping Tom Hanks. K9 was an actual cop. Did you know if you kill a police dog you go down for a police homicide? Those motherfuckers don't even carry a badge or read you your rights! They just bite you! Fuck a police dog! Except loveable Jerry lee obviously.


Tuesday, 31 December 2013

BEST OF 2013

Half the things I discovered that were good this year were old so I'm including those anyway.

OS MUTANTES

I guess I'd heard these guys before but never got into them until this year. Brazil psychedelic superstars from the 60s that have reunited.

THE FREE DESIGN

New York sunshine pop, I guess they were featured on Peanut Butter Wolfs Badd Santa Mixtape but I didn't really check them out til this year. They are so happy it almost makes you sick. They are like camp counsellors drunk on power....they have an album called "Kites Are Fun'

HULU PLUS

This is Awesome. Fuck Netflix. Simon and Simon, The Fall Guy and the Criterion Collection. It's a commplete pain in the ass to get this in Canada but entirely worth the effort and expense. They have Return to the Planet of the Apes cartoon, I,Claudius, and I Love Lucy. What other tv shows are there? Well, Rockford, but they have that too.....



Sunday, 29 September 2013

MY 10 FAVORITE GETO BOYS TRACKS


1: GANGSTER OF LOVE
This is the one that started it all off for me. A nazi skinhead biker that I bought weed off found out I was getting into rap and said I had to check this out...changed my life. I stopped listening to 'alternative' music and Japanese noise bands and started listening to gangster rap.
Great sampling, brilliant hook, and the lyrics were like nothing I'd ever heard. My friends and I would listen to this cassette over and over, amazed and in stitches. Talking about ass fucking and then when he's done, "...straight to the tub..." or how they call out some chick by her full name. Unbelievable for that era. This one still stands up and offends 2 decades later....



2:ANOTHER N*****R IN THE MORGUE

Great intro, great sample of James Brown, excessive use of potty mouth, extreme violence. Love this track. Scarface was prolly 17 when he did this. Crazy. I believed the Geto Boys were murderers for a long time.....I still want to.



3.SIZE AIN'T SHIT

I didn't believe there was an actual midget in the Geto Boys til I saw a cd cover, then when I heard the full story of Bushwick my mind was blown. Seeing him on the cover of We Can't Be Stopped? I was actually shocked. This little fella was the real deal. I heard him in an interview explaining how the gunpowder went into his skull in such a pattern that it did no brain damage. Well, it certainly didn't damage his street cred or rap skills. One of my all time favorite lines on this track : "Punk you out, and make you be my bitch and let a n*****r get shit on his dick for one cigarette"
Genius.
4. 4.STRAIGHT GANGSTERISM
A lot of people wouldn't consider this a Geto Boys track because it features Big Mike and 3-2 but Mike was an official member, taking over for Wille D on this album, and I think he's great. This is one of the heaviest and most soulful gangster raps ever written. On and on, on and on.

5.I'M NOT A GENTLEMAN

Words to live by. Wille D seems like somebodies bully uncle. Rumour has it that he went to Bagdad after he left the Geto Boys because American TV was too rude for his children.
"Think your pussy made of gold? 
Well it's not
You couldn't get a dime for it at the pawn shop
I won't pack your bags at the store
Nor will I take you to a play or a musical, whore
And break my neck to be extra polite
I'll take your motherfuckin' ass to a chicken fight
And if you get cold, 
you gonna sneezeCause I ain't givin' you my coat, so I can freeze
People say my manners are minimal
I'm from the ghetto, hoI'm not a motherfuckin' gentleman!"




6.BRING IT ON
My all time favorite rap song. I love putting this on at 5am when I'm wasted and attempting to sing along. The only Geto Boy in there is Scarface at the end but it does sport a lot of the RapALot family from that era including 5th Ward Boys, Gangsta NIP and child rapper Too Low. I actually bought most of the artists albums after hearing this. (Most were terrible)



7: G CODE
 The instrumental was featured in Chrysler 300 ad. A far cry from the St. Ives ad they did in the 90s. This is a way later outing but it's still a great track. More mature. Tear worthy if you're low in seratonin.




8: MIND OF A LUNATIC
Oh jeez eh. This one was crazy. Robbin, raping, home invasions, killing grandmothers. What more could you want from a song....I guess they didn't let their Grandmas hear this one....


9: DON'T COME TOO BIG
This is from Bushwicks first solo album but whatever, its a Geto Boys track for sure. Catchiest sampling and rapping ever. The whole album is worth checking out.
"Back to Juanita, the peter eater
This bitch swallowed my sperm by the 2-liter
She said that my dick tasted much sweeter yeah
Baby who knows her pose, bend over touch your toes
And close your mouth fore a " minute
Before I end up stickin my dick in it
And you can't handle that, it's too massive
Girl I fuck around and block your wind passage"



 
10. I WANNA FUCK YO MAMA
Wille D. Ever the charmer. Its always good to play this when starting to date a girl. That way she will avoid getting you to meet her mother.  4 years and I've still never had to meet my future mother in law. I just bust this out on a Sunday now and then. Funky as fuck and so filthy....Bust a nut on her Depends. Jesus.

Monday, 23 September 2013

JAQUES BREL: LE LION

I recently did a wedding where the theme was french countryside. I had no idea what the fuck that meant so I played Edith Piaf, Jaques Brel and Serge Gainsbourg. I don't think anybody cared. When it was time to dance they all wanted Party Rock ANTHEM ANYWAY....

NEW DJ PLAN MIXTAPE: VEGETARIAN CHICK'n


This is a happy little rave mix. It goes a little sideways at the end, but so do most raves...


For You (HUGO Version)                                  Nina Kraviz
Corrosion                                                                      MELO
Jump                                                                              SABO
Vibracion                                SABO ft Teenwolf & Shelco
Funk Daze (PLAN Crack edit)                         Dirty Harry
Nonstop                                       Sharam Jay & Kolombo
Galactic Cinema                                              Maceo Plex
1994                                                         One dark martian
Owe Me  (Nicolas Jaar Mix)                  No Regular Play
PUMP THE VOLUME                     Zombie Disco Squad 
Keep It Real (Oliver $ Remix)                                 Hijack
I Am Europe (Claude Von Stroke dub) Chilly Gonzales
Tamanehro feat. MC Fodate              Daniel Haaksman
Hurt Somebody (Original Mix)                         Kill Frenzy
Trouble is a Friend                                           Nadastrom       
Activate                                               The Diving machine
Debasser                                                                     BUST
Black Girls White Girls           Kill Frenzy & Nick Monaco
Genesis (RIFF RaFF SKEEMIX)                           Grimes

Thursday, 18 April 2013

NEW DJPLAN MIXTAPE

A perfect mix for afternoon tea, driving the kids to school, or doing lines of coke off a fat hookers tits.
Second in the series of Barbapapa mixes. Soft yet HARD. Remixes of Geto Boys, Trinidad James, Miguel and more by such luminaries as Sammy Bananas, Cousin Cole and Nicholas Jaar....
Subscribe on Itunes or download right here!


Contract on the World Love Jam:PE
After Laughter Comes Tears (Nicolas Jaar remix):WENDY RENE
Ur Mine feat. Barbie Hatch:YETI BEATS
My Mind is Playin Moombah (Steve1der Remix):GETO BOYS
Midnight City (Cousin Culo Edit):M83
Ninos Alegres (Sabo Quik Edit):ANGY DEE
Dubabluma:NADASTROM
House Music Boston Bun Remix (Original Mix):MAELSTROM
Righteous Sound ft. Omar (Original Mix)::ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD
This Revolution Is Live (Original Mix):THE KING REGARDS
Confidence (Nacey Remix):BRETT
The Motto (AP Edit):DRAKE feat. LITTLE WAYNE
N.O.W. Party Break:DJ VENUM
In Your Brain:CODES
 Space & Smoke (Justin Martin Remix):FRENCH FRIES
Din Daa Daa (Cobra Krames & Dirtyfinger Rmx VIP edit):GEORGE KRANTZ
All Gold Everything (JAYBIZZ LEFRESH's Canadian Club & Goldschläger Edit):TRINIDAD JAMES

Friday, 12 April 2013

PROMISCOUS feat. Fat Man Scoop and Biggie

.http://www.2shared.com/audio/gxyCrO3d/Promiscous_feat_Fat_man_Scoop_.html?
THROWBACK: Can you believe this track is fro 2006? Its almost ready for a comeback. So, now you can be ready! Girls used to look so confused when Scoop says 'If you got a big dick throw yer hands up' Who knew Scoop liked big dicks so much. DJ Noodles is the genius behind this remix....it was a AV8.

Thursday, 11 April 2013

GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE(Nasty Acid Mix)-2 Live Crew


This is a funny hip house version of Get The fuck Out. I like it cuz it samples Ride The White Horse and has a ridiculously long break down at the end with gratuitous sampling....enjoy! http://www.2shared.com/audio/TbxAqjNt/Get_The_Fuck_Out_My_House.html?

Saturday, 2 March 2013

10 SHOWS THEY SHOULD PUT ON NETFLIX



This list is no particular order, nor is it comprehensive…..just some ideas….
1: SIMON AND SIMON
I am a Magnum P.I. addict. I'm aware it's terrible but I don't give a shit. It makes me feel good. Simon and Simon was a spinoff. That makes it good. I could watch it every day.
2: THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
I was such an AD&D nerd. This show came out around then. I watched Dungeon and Dragons too but that show was fucking gay compared to this.
3: LAND OF THE LOST
Maybe I have a soft spot for this show because it was on the first time Kim Kerr let me see her vagina way back in grade 4. My Mom caught us cuz Kims panties were stuck in the couch cushions. Still, great show. Chaka, Eunoch, Grumpy, Marshall, Will and Holly…..
4: PLANET OF THE APES-The TV Series
This sucked but it was still great.

5: PLANET OF THE APES-The Animated Series
This is even better than the movies.

6: GET A LIFE
Before Chris Elliot was awful and then great again he did this. His Dad was on it too. So was Bill Murrays brother. The car from DAMNATION ALLEY played 'Paperboy 2000'
7: STAR BLAZERS
You can buy the series on Itunes. I did that. Totally worth it. This show was on at 7:30 every morning before school. My neighbour and I were in tears after Derek Wldstars brother dies. It deals with some pretty heavy subjects for a kid to deal with. Death, radiation poisoning, the environment, racism against blue people. An amazing series. I hope no one ever remakes this.
8: RIPTIDE
This was in the same vein as A-TEAM and SIMON AND SIMON. When I was a kid, one of the actors was in a movie they filmed by my house. I never got to meet him.
9: MAVERICK
I am a ROCKFORD FILES addict. Seriously. It's actually a problem. I wish Rocky was my Grandpa and Rockford was my Dad. Although sometimes I wish Lorne Green or Tommy Lee Jones was my Dad.  I also have this fantasy that Beyonce and Jay Z are my parents. And that Fleetwood Mac and Heart are my Aunts and Uncles. Is that an overshare? Anyway, I used to be so addicted to TV I was only allowed an hour a day on weekdays and three hours on weekends. I would use up my hour on Superman and Captain Kangaroo monday to friday but on Saturday I'd be up at 5 so i could steal extra time. I remember watching the Star Trek cartoon and Doug Henning……later they had westerns on  and I'd watch Maverick and HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL…..it was great!
10: CIRCLE SQUARE
This show was a Christian Puppet show. Horrible but classic. Canadian TV will soon be extinct because no one has archived shit. We deserve to be forgotten…..