Thursday, 3 May 2012

BOOK OF THE MONTH: GUN, WITH OCCASIONAL MUSIC by Jonathan Lethem



I was gonna talk about Lethems new book: The Ecstasy of Influence but I got half way through before the library took it back, and frankly, unless you're a hardcore fan, the essays and short blurbs might be a bit heady.....
Not having the new book, I decided to re-read an old one: GUN, WITH OCCASIONAL MUSIC.This is Lethems first published novel (which is being made into a movie!). It's so fun. It's a hardboiled detective novel (in the voice of Raymond Chandler) in a distopian science fiction world. Animals have been genetically engineered into a more evolved state and act as servants and lower level employees, babies growth is rapidly sped up so that they are independant in the first year( which leads to them being drunks and cynics). Pretty much everyone has their own personalized state sponsored drug blend for snorting. All media has become non-linear, TV is more like the itunes visualizer and the news is expressed with a soundtrack rather than words. But the best thing about the book is the protaganist, Conrad Metcalf, a classic private dick. Just like Marlowe or Sam Spade. His metaphors and descriptions are hilarious,
“Some people have things written all over their faces; the big guy had a couple of words misspelled in crayon on his.”
Reading this I was reminded how much I love most of Lethems work and how broad his styles are, I recommend almost anything he's written, especially Fortressof Solitude, Girl in Landscape and Chronic City......

Thursday, 26 April 2012

COMIN UP:2 LOW

This lil guy, Cedric White I think his real name was, was kinda like the Lil Bow Wow of Rap A Lot in the 90s. I loved this whole album. Pretty rated G with a few exceptions. This track was the 'We Are The World' of the album including guest spots by some 5 yr old rapper, the 5th Ward Juveniles and some girl whos name I can't remember. Its a shitty MP3 and who know knows how long the link will last in this 'sharing is communism' world but here ya go....

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

MEDIAFIRE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE MAN


....or something. My sincerest apologies. If you want to come over to my place and borrow the records and record them yourself, thats cool, otherwise in a bit, when i figure a stable way to share information I will put up new links! Home recording killed the recording industry! YAY!

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

MOVIE OF THE WEEK: GATOR



This movie is pretty awful but definitely worth perusing. For some reason bootlegger Burt Reynolds lives in a swamp with his daughter and is the only guy the cops can use to stop some mob pimp politician. There are lots of hilarious, (leave your disbelief at the door) scenes of people jumping swamp boats but the best scenes include Burt getting slipped a mickey and acting 'wasted' for a full 5 minutes. Also, there is a softly glowing scene of him talking nicely and calmly to a high as hell fifteen year old prostitute that wants to fuck. Heartfelt I assure you. I'm sure Burt was spraying cum all over her face the second the camera was off......
Oh yeah, this is the sequel to WHITE LIGHTNING.

Friday, 16 March 2012

LET'S WHISTLE: THE KLAXONS



This is the real Klaxons. That other shit is just shit. This came out in the 80's. The rest of the albom is kindA STANDARD POLKA BUT THIS IS AMAZING! So ahead of its time. Listen to the snare rolls. ratatatatatatatatatatatata-bbbbbbbbbbrattttttttt.