Saturday, 10 November 2012

FUCK YOU PAY ME: DJPLAN

I haven't done a mixtape in 6 months so I forced one out. I did it in one take, selected some songs I've been overplaying, some since summer. It's definitely a reflection of the kind of gigs I've been playing....weddings, teen video dances, strip clubs. Britney, Janet Jackson, Gotye, Rick Ross, etc.Yup. Download for free at :
http://dj-plan.podomatic.com/entry/2012-11-03T13_46_19-07_00

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

I LOVE HYPNOTiZE : BIGGIE VS JOAN JETT


Whatever happened to these mash up gods? The Inhumanz and their Satanic Mashup series were the muthafuckin' shit way back in '07. Anyway, I'm gonna share a couple of their best ones.....I think I'm due for some new needles and a new serato box cuz everything sounds like shit to me these days. Maybe its cuz I quit drinking or I need to clean my ears..,....

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

OLD JOINTS Volume 2 by DJPLAN




DJ PLAN: OLD JOINTS VOLUME 2
Mary Mary- Anquiette
Wackit- Roxanne Shante
Miamis Rockin Baby- Maggotron Crushing Crew
How Can We Be Wrong- Trinere
Git On Up- Fast Eddie
Stomp- Kyze
Street Tuff- Rebel MC
In My Eyes(Bonus Spooge)-Stevie B
Love Let Love- Tony Scott
Pull Over- LeVert
We Got Our Own Thang- Heavy D
Scorpio- Dennis Coffey
One To Grow On- UMCs
Funk Box Party-  Masterdon Comitee
Feel It- Afros
Postin' High- Masta Ace
Housin- EPMD
Talkin All That Jazz- Stetsasonic
I Got a Man- Positive K
Don't let It Go your Head- Brand Nubian
Who Got Da Props- Black Moon
Off the Books(feat. Beat Nuts)- Big Pun
Watch out Now- Beat Nuts
Smoke Some Kill- Schoolly D
I Hate To Go To Work- Fila Fresh Crew
You Fucked Up When You Slammed My Mother- The Click
Baby, You Nasty- Lord Finesse
Why Do We Live This Way- Geto Boys
I Need Some Pussy- Willie D
Erase Racism- Kool G Rap & Polo, Biz Markie and Big Daddy Kane
Black And White- Grayhound


KALIJAH by HUMP.


I recently unearthed some cassettes by legendary lo-fi shock rock duo HUMP. The first track I'd like to share is a cover version of KAWLIGA by Hank Williams from the cassette PHUCKIN PHUCK. I will eventually be sharing a ZIP file of the whole album.
Where are they now? Rumour has it that singer and bass player Velvet Cash is a moonshiner or meth cook living in the backwoods of Vancouver Island while guitarist and keyboard player Leatherwolf has accepted Jesus as his personal lord and saviour and resides somewhere in the Virgin Islands snorting copious amounts of Oxycodone.

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

3 BOOKS ABOUT BLACK AND WHITE FRIENDS

INTRUDER IN THE DUST
William Faulkner
This classic by Faulkner is actually a murder mystery.  Lucas Beauchamp, a black farmer, has been accused of murdering a white man. Before he is lynched, Lawyer Gavin Stevens and his nephew Chick must prove his innocence. Through reminiscences, a lovely friendship between Chick and Lucas is demonstrated. It's not as prosey and flowery with all the run on sentences one usually encounters in a Faulkner novel but still beautiful classic American literature.....

Some things you must always be unable to bear. Some things you must never stop refusing to bear. Injustice and outrage and dishonor and shame. No matter how young you are or how old you have got. Not for kudos and not for cash: your picture in the paper nor money in the back either. Just refuse to bear them.

FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE
Jonathan Lethem

This is a semi autobiographical novel about Dylan Ebdus, a white kid growing up in a gentrified black neighborhood in Brooklyn, and his black best friend Mingus Rude. Through them, all kinds of histories are explored: funk, hip hop, punk, new wave, cocaine, crack, science fiction, comics, bullying, prison, etc, etc. It captures childhood and puberty as well as the evolution of childhood friendships.

But the stories you told yourself-- which you pretended to recall as if they'd happened every afternoon of an infinite summer-- were really a pocketful of days distorted into legend, another jailhouse exaggeration, like the dimensions of those ballpoint-crosshatched tits or of the purported mountains of blow you once used to enjoy, or how you'd bellowed an avenger's roar when you squeezed the trigger of a pistol you'd actually brandished in self-pissing terror. How often had that hydrant even been opened? Did you jet water through a car window, what, twice at best? Summer burned a few afternoons long, in the end. 


FORTUNATE SON
Walter Mosley

This is tear jerker for sure. The tragic tale of  Thomas,  a bastard child born with a hole in his lung and his stepbrother, a nordic adonis, Eric. Every possible bad thing that can happen to a young black man in America seems to come to poor Thomas while Eric leads a charmed life. The love the brothers have for each other is shines through though. I think this is Mosleys best and it is definitely one of my all time favourite books.....

“I know you must wonder why it’s always me here and never your father," Branwyn said to her son one Thursday evening. “Elton has a lot of good qualities, but bein’ a father is not one of them. He left me for one of my girlfriends less than a month after we found out I was having you. He told me that he’d stay if I decided not to have the baby. But Elton had the choice to be with me or not and you didn’t. I couldn’t ask you if you minded if I didn’t have you and if you didn’t have a life to live. No sunshine or sandy beaches. You don’t even know what a sandy beach is. So I told Elton he could leave if he wanted to but I was havin’ my baby.

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

SUNNY SIDE OF THE STREET: JAD FAIR AND KRAMER

Remember Half Japanese? Remember Bongwater? This is how music sounded before computers. Creative people that weren't very good at playing real instruments sounded like this.....nobody danced but we still had a great time.

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

DUCKTAPE AND ROPE: A BMORE CLUB MINI MIXTAPE by DJ Plan


I don't know when I did this but obviously I did.....I don't think its on my podomatic or soundcloud pages so here it is.....hard as hell. Good for when you're on viagra and crack but not quite ready for that cardiac episode yet.....who's on here?  Shucks. I don't know exactly. Some of the biggies.....legends of Baltimore Club: Scotty B, Rod Lee, Johnny Blaze, KW Griff, DJ Class,as well as Emynd, Sliiiink and Jon Kwest.....prolly someone else. I could figure out if you really wanna know.