10 SHOWS THEY SHOULD PUT ON NETFLIX

This list is no particular order, nor is it comprehensive…..just some ideas….

1: SIMON AND SIMON

I am a Magnum P.I. addict. I'm aware it's terrible but I don't give a shit. It makes me feel good. Simon and Simon was a spinoff. That makes it good. I could watch it every day.

2: THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN

I was such an AD&D nerd. This show came out around then. I watched Dungeon and Dragons too but that show was fucking gay compared to this.

3: LAND OF THE LOST

Maybe I have a soft spot for this show because it was on the first time Kim Kerr let me see her vagina way back in grade 4. My Mom caught us cuz Kims panties were stuck in the couch cushions. Still, great show. Chaka, Eunoch, Grumpy, Marshall, Will and Holly…..

4: PLANET OF THE APES-The TV Series

This sucked but it was still great.

5: PLANET OF THE APES-The Animated Series

This is even better than the movies.

6: GET A LIFE

Before Chris Elliot was awful and then great again he did this. His Dad was on it too. So was Bill Murrays brother. The car from DAMNATION ALLEY played 'Paperboy 2000'

7: STAR BLAZERS

You can buy the series on Itunes. I did that. Totally worth it. This show was on at 7:30 every morning before school. My neighbour and I were in tears after Derek Wldstars brother dies. It deals with some pretty heavy subjects for a kid to deal with. Death, radiation poisoning, the environment, racism against blue people. An amazing series. I hope no one ever remakes this.

8: RIPTIDE

This was in the same vein as A-TEAM and SIMON AND SIMON. When I was a kid, one of the actors was in a movie they filmed by my house. I never got to meet him.

9: MAVERICK

I am a ROCKFORD FILES addict. Seriously. It's actually a problem. I wish Rocky was my Grandpa and Rockford was my Dad. Although sometimes I wish Lorne Green or Tommy Lee Jones was my Dad.  I also have this fantasy that Beyonce and Jay Z are my parents. And that Fleetwood Mac and Heart are my Aunts and Uncles. Is that an overshare? Anyway, I used to be so addicted to TV I was only allowed an hour a day on weekdays and three hours on weekends. I would use up my hour on Superman and Captain Kangaroo monday to friday but on Saturday I'd be up at 5 so i could steal extra time. I remember watching the Star Trek cartoon and Doug Henning……later they had westerns on  and I'd watch Maverick and HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL…..it was great!

10: CIRCLE SQUARE

This show was a Christian Puppet show. Horrible but classic. Canadian TV will soon be extinct because no one has archived shit. We deserve to be forgotten…..

TOP 10 of 2012

1. DEREK ALLAN

Derek Allan or DJA was one of the few musical things that sticks out for me in 2012. He did a great E.P. of covers including Tina Turner and Genesis as well as some dope originals and remixes. He is also one half of BLOOD BROTHERS with Dirty South Joe. They do action soundtrack mixtapes. If you want to smile and say "sheeeeee-it" like that guy from The Wire then check this out. It makes me embarrassed to be Canadian.

http://www.maddecent.com/blog/blood-bros-first-blood/

2.ADVENTURE TIME WITH FINN AND JAKE

I guess this cartoon has been out for a while but I wasn't aware until seeing a marathon of it while in Detroit this year. Even if the plots and characters weren't good the art is so beautiful it would still be worth watching. Thankfully the stories are well thought out and funny and the characters are sophisticated and multi-dimensional. The voice of the Jake the Dog is by Bender from Futurama and the ice King is Spongebob. Guest voices have included Biz Markie, Marc Maron and Andy Milonakis. It makes me happy every time it's on.

3.VASS

Trap seems to have taken over from Dubstep as the most pervasive and annoying genre but I still enjoy a track or two from time to time. Whoever Vass is, they do trap well. I overplayed the shit out of "BIG BLACK N****A" this summer.
https://soundcloud.com/vass/bone-crusher-never-scared-vass

4.LOUIE

It's the best when it's not even funny.

5.GHOAST

Apparently Cave Rave is a genre now. I'm not sure how it's defined but Ghoast does some hot remixes and their mixtape "THAT'S SO RAVIN" will make you feel like a 14 year old japanese girl.

6.TEEN WITCH

More Cave Rave From Chicago. Tasteful. Fresh. Interesting marketing ideas. Check it out.
/http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2012/07/10/video-killed-the-teen-witch-star/

7.COUSIN COLE AND PHI UNIT: SO EMOTIONAL

I was so bored by music this year. One of things I turned to was Cousin Cole and Pocketknifes classic"Tambourine Dream". Luckily, Cole has teamed up with Phi Unit to release a couple of volumes of silky smooth, super catchy moombahsoul remixes....

8. LIVE FROM LAUGH FACTORY WITH DOM IRERRA

I spend more time listening to WTF than music these days. I actually ran out of episodes at one point and was jonesing so bad that I started looking for other comedians podcasts. Luckily I found this. Dom Irerra is hilarious, I've been a fan ever since his appearances on DR. KATZ.

This podcast is actually terrible. Bad jokes, dead air, technical difficulties while Dom sings and bad mouths other comedians and chicks he used to date . His sidekick is this annoying Iranian that constantly interrupts everyone...it's so real.

9. MOONRISE KINGDOM

I love going to movies by myself. I cried during Sherlock Holmes and Kung Fu Panda 2. I mostly smiled during Moonrise Kingdom. Wes Anderson is great.

10. MODERN SEINFELD

Yes, one of the best things about this year was a twitter account. If you love Seinfeld, this is as good as new episodes. 

https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

KYLES MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH BMORE RMX

Remember DJ Battles? I was in one once and the guy after me stole the last record I played. What a dink. Then he won. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it was Johnny Blaze and it had this song on it. Although Johnny Blaze isn't much for curse words since he has his own church. Maybe it weren't him. I don't know, someone stole the record.

http://www.4shared.com/music/h7ONXpAI/01_Kyles_Mom_is__a_Big_fat_Bit.html?

DJ PLAN: RUN THIS

http://soundcloud.com/djplan/dj-plan-run-this

Derek Allen - IT GETS BETTER
Mike Posner- Bow Chicka Wow Wow(Styles 'The Problem' RMX
TT the Artist- Pussy Ate(Produced by Murder Mark)-
XXXChange-U My Fantasy
Axel Cloud-Booty Warrior
Deeon vs Three 6: gimme head (Ayres Mix)
Brown Eyed Girl x Snap Yo Fingers (DJ Trekk Remix)
DJ Guy-Freak It All Night (feat. DJ Knowledge)
DJ Deeon-OK
DJPJ-PJ Megga Mixx
Waxmaster-Party Starter #2
BBD-Poision (Gant-Man Juke Remix)
The Dream-Falsetto (Dj Deeon Juke Squad Grind Remix)
Starski and Clutch-Bounce
DJ Flawlez-We Built This
Grandheft-We Run Dis (Original Mix)

FUCK YOU PAY ME: DJPLAN

I haven't done a mixtape in 6 months so I forced one out. I did it in one take, selected some songs I've been overplaying, some since summer. It's definitely a reflection of the kind of gigs I've been playing....weddings, teen video dances, strip clubs. Britney, Janet Jackson, Gotye, Rick Ross, etc.Yup. Download for free at :
http://dj-plan.podomatic.com/entry/2012-11-03T13_46_19-07_00

I LOVE HYPNOTiZE : BIGGIE VS JOAN JETT

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/BA4YwFfw/I_Love_Hyptonyze.html?

Whatever happened to these mash up gods? The Inhumanz and their Satanic Mashup series were the muthafuckin' shit way back in '07. Anyway, I'm gonna share a couple of their best ones.....I think I'm due for some new needles and a new serato box cuz everything sounds like shit to me these days. Maybe its cuz I quit drinking or I need to clean my ears..,....

OLD JOINTS Volume 2 by DJPLAN

DJ PLAN: OLD JOINTS VOLUME 2

Mary Mary- Anquiette

Wackit- Roxanne Shante

Miamis Rockin Baby- Maggotron Crushing Crew

How Can We Be Wrong- Trinere

Git On Up- Fast Eddie

Stomp- Kyze

Street Tuff- Rebel MC

In My Eyes(Bonus Spooge)-Stevie B

Love Let Love- Tony Scott

Pull Over- LeVert

We Got Our Own Thang- Heavy D

Scorpio- Dennis Coffey

One To Grow On- UMCs

Funk Box Party-  Masterdon Comitee

Feel It- Afros

Postin' High- Masta Ace

Housin- EPMD

Talkin All That Jazz- Stetsasonic

I Got a Man- Positive K

Don't let It Go your Head- Brand Nubian

Who Got Da Props- Black Moon

Off the Books(feat. Beat Nuts)- Big Pun

Watch out Now- Beat Nuts

Smoke Some Kill- Schoolly D

I Hate To Go To Work- Fila Fresh Crew

You Fucked Up When You Slammed My Mother- The Click

Baby, You Nasty- Lord Finesse

Why Do We Live This Way- Geto Boys

I Need Some Pussy- Willie D

Erase Racism- Kool G Rap & Polo, Biz Markie and Big Daddy Kane

Black And White- Grayhound