NEW DJPLAN MIXTAPE

A perfect mix for afternoon tea, driving the kids to school, or doing lines of coke off a fat hookers tits.

Second in the series of Barbapapa mixes. Soft yet HARD. Remixes of Geto Boys, Trinidad James, Miguel and more by such luminaries as Sammy Bananas, Cousin Cole and Nicholas Jaar....

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Contract on the World Love Jam:PE

After Laughter Comes Tears (Nicolas Jaar remix):WENDY RENE

Ur Mine feat. Barbie Hatch:YETI BEATS

My Mind is Playin Moombah (Steve1der Remix):GETO BOYS

Midnight City (Cousin Culo Edit):M83

Ninos Alegres (Sabo Quik Edit):ANGY DEE

Dubabluma:NADASTROM

House Music Boston Bun Remix (Original Mix):MAELSTROM

Righteous Sound ft. Omar (Original Mix)::ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD

This Revolution Is Live (Original Mix):THE KING REGARDS

Confidence (Nacey Remix):BRETT

The Motto (AP Edit):DRAKE feat. LITTLE WAYNE

N.O.W. Party Break:DJ VENUM

In Your Brain:CODES

 Space & Smoke (Justin Martin Remix):FRENCH FRIES

Din Daa Daa (Cobra Krames & Dirtyfinger Rmx VIP edit):GEORGE KRANTZ

All Gold Everything (JAYBIZZ LEFRESH's Canadian Club & Goldschläger Edit):TRINIDAD JAMES

PROMISCOUS feat. Fat Man Scoop and Biggie

.http://www.2shared.com/audio/gxyCrO3d/Promiscous_feat_Fat_man_Scoop_.html?
THROWBACK: Can you believe this track is fro 2006? Its almost ready for a comeback. So, now you can be ready! Girls used to look so confused when Scoop says 'If you got a big dick throw yer hands up' Who knew Scoop liked big dicks so much. DJ Noodles is the genius behind this remix....it was a AV8.

GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE(Nasty Acid Mix)-2 Live Crew

This is a funny hip house version of Get The fuck Out. I like it cuz it samples Ride The White Horse and has a ridiculously long break down at the end with gratuitous sampling....enjoy! http://www.2shared.com/audio/TbxAqjNt/Get_The_Fuck_Out_My_House.html?

10 SHOWS THEY SHOULD PUT ON NETFLIX

This list is no particular order, nor is it comprehensive…..just some ideas….

1: SIMON AND SIMON

I am a Magnum P.I. addict. I'm aware it's terrible but I don't give a shit. It makes me feel good. Simon and Simon was a spinoff. That makes it good. I could watch it every day.

2: THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN

I was such an AD&D nerd. This show came out around then. I watched Dungeon and Dragons too but that show was fucking gay compared to this.

3: LAND OF THE LOST

Maybe I have a soft spot for this show because it was on the first time Kim Kerr let me see her vagina way back in grade 4. My Mom caught us cuz Kims panties were stuck in the couch cushions. Still, great show. Chaka, Eunoch, Grumpy, Marshall, Will and Holly…..

4: PLANET OF THE APES-The TV Series

This sucked but it was still great.

5: PLANET OF THE APES-The Animated Series

This is even better than the movies.

6: GET A LIFE

Before Chris Elliot was awful and then great again he did this. His Dad was on it too. So was Bill Murrays brother. The car from DAMNATION ALLEY played 'Paperboy 2000'

7: STAR BLAZERS

You can buy the series on Itunes. I did that. Totally worth it. This show was on at 7:30 every morning before school. My neighbour and I were in tears after Derek Wldstars brother dies. It deals with some pretty heavy subjects for a kid to deal with. Death, radiation poisoning, the environment, racism against blue people. An amazing series. I hope no one ever remakes this.

8: RIPTIDE

This was in the same vein as A-TEAM and SIMON AND SIMON. When I was a kid, one of the actors was in a movie they filmed by my house. I never got to meet him.

9: MAVERICK

I am a ROCKFORD FILES addict. Seriously. It's actually a problem. I wish Rocky was my Grandpa and Rockford was my Dad. Although sometimes I wish Lorne Green or Tommy Lee Jones was my Dad.  I also have this fantasy that Beyonce and Jay Z are my parents. And that Fleetwood Mac and Heart are my Aunts and Uncles. Is that an overshare? Anyway, I used to be so addicted to TV I was only allowed an hour a day on weekdays and three hours on weekends. I would use up my hour on Superman and Captain Kangaroo monday to friday but on Saturday I'd be up at 5 so i could steal extra time. I remember watching the Star Trek cartoon and Doug Henning……later they had westerns on  and I'd watch Maverick and HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL…..it was great!

10: CIRCLE SQUARE

This show was a Christian Puppet show. Horrible but classic. Canadian TV will soon be extinct because no one has archived shit. We deserve to be forgotten…..

TOP 10 of 2012

1. DEREK ALLAN

Derek Allan or DJA was one of the few musical things that sticks out for me in 2012. He did a great E.P. of covers including Tina Turner and Genesis as well as some dope originals and remixes. He is also one half of BLOOD BROTHERS with Dirty South Joe. They do action soundtrack mixtapes. If you want to smile and say "sheeeeee-it" like that guy from The Wire then check this out. It makes me embarrassed to be Canadian.

http://www.maddecent.com/blog/blood-bros-first-blood/

2.ADVENTURE TIME WITH FINN AND JAKE

I guess this cartoon has been out for a while but I wasn't aware until seeing a marathon of it while in Detroit this year. Even if the plots and characters weren't good the art is so beautiful it would still be worth watching. Thankfully the stories are well thought out and funny and the characters are sophisticated and multi-dimensional. The voice of the Jake the Dog is by Bender from Futurama and the ice King is Spongebob. Guest voices have included Biz Markie, Marc Maron and Andy Milonakis. It makes me happy every time it's on.

3.VASS

Trap seems to have taken over from Dubstep as the most pervasive and annoying genre but I still enjoy a track or two from time to time. Whoever Vass is, they do trap well. I overplayed the shit out of "BIG BLACK N****A" this summer.
https://soundcloud.com/vass/bone-crusher-never-scared-vass

4.LOUIE

It's the best when it's not even funny.

5.GHOAST

Apparently Cave Rave is a genre now. I'm not sure how it's defined but Ghoast does some hot remixes and their mixtape "THAT'S SO RAVIN" will make you feel like a 14 year old japanese girl.

6.TEEN WITCH

More Cave Rave From Chicago. Tasteful. Fresh. Interesting marketing ideas. Check it out.
/http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2012/07/10/video-killed-the-teen-witch-star/

7.COUSIN COLE AND PHI UNIT: SO EMOTIONAL

I was so bored by music this year. One of things I turned to was Cousin Cole and Pocketknifes classic"Tambourine Dream". Luckily, Cole has teamed up with Phi Unit to release a couple of volumes of silky smooth, super catchy moombahsoul remixes....

8. LIVE FROM LAUGH FACTORY WITH DOM IRERRA

I spend more time listening to WTF than music these days. I actually ran out of episodes at one point and was jonesing so bad that I started looking for other comedians podcasts. Luckily I found this. Dom Irerra is hilarious, I've been a fan ever since his appearances on DR. KATZ.

This podcast is actually terrible. Bad jokes, dead air, technical difficulties while Dom sings and bad mouths other comedians and chicks he used to date . His sidekick is this annoying Iranian that constantly interrupts everyone...it's so real.

9. MOONRISE KINGDOM

I love going to movies by myself. I cried during Sherlock Holmes and Kung Fu Panda 2. I mostly smiled during Moonrise Kingdom. Wes Anderson is great.

10. MODERN SEINFELD

Yes, one of the best things about this year was a twitter account. If you love Seinfeld, this is as good as new episodes. 

https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

KYLES MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH BMORE RMX

Remember DJ Battles? I was in one once and the guy after me stole the last record I played. What a dink. Then he won. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it was Johnny Blaze and it had this song on it. Although Johnny Blaze isn't much for curse words since he has his own church. Maybe it weren't him. I don't know, someone stole the record.

http://www.4shared.com/music/h7ONXpAI/01_Kyles_Mom_is__a_Big_fat_Bit.html?

DJ PLAN: RUN THIS

http://soundcloud.com/djplan/dj-plan-run-this

Derek Allen - IT GETS BETTER
Mike Posner- Bow Chicka Wow Wow(Styles 'The Problem' RMX
TT the Artist- Pussy Ate(Produced by Murder Mark)-
XXXChange-U My Fantasy
Axel Cloud-Booty Warrior
Deeon vs Three 6: gimme head (Ayres Mix)
Brown Eyed Girl x Snap Yo Fingers (DJ Trekk Remix)
DJ Guy-Freak It All Night (feat. DJ Knowledge)
DJ Deeon-OK
DJPJ-PJ Megga Mixx
Waxmaster-Party Starter #2
BBD-Poision (Gant-Man Juke Remix)
The Dream-Falsetto (Dj Deeon Juke Squad Grind Remix)
Starski and Clutch-Bounce
DJ Flawlez-We Built This
Grandheft-We Run Dis (Original Mix)