DEGENERATE PLANETS FAVOURITE COPS OF ALL TIME

Since the police and RCMP have been eating so many bullets lately, we at DP thought instead of picking up a M134 Minigun and jumping on the bandwagon, we would instead pay tribute to our favourite cops of all time. They are not all one dimensional, anal, power hungry cocks after all....

1.BAD LIEUTENANT

One of the best movies ever. Harvey Kietel makes you think you are watching a documentary. What makes him a great cop is not the drugs, drug dealing, stealing, mouth rape of teenagers, but the forgiveness of the rapists at the end. What a guy.

2.BUFORD T. JUSTICE 

My Dad loved this guy. I love him too. He is so much more foul mouthed than Ralph Cramden. "There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth."

3.BARNEY FIFE

Barney would carry one bullet in his pocket just in case there was trouble. He also took the deadly art of judo for a few years. He had a serious respect for the law that the Sheriff never quite understood.

4.BELKER

He was so undercover that he didn't bathe and he barked like a dog. They don't make cops like this anymore. If they do I am unaware because they are in so deep. Maybe I'm  undercover. maybe you are. I just blew your mind.

5.DENNIS BECKER

Rockford was always using Becker for running plates and Becker became to butt of his coworkers jokes for having a n ex-con for a friend. Sometimes he would deny it. Then Rockford would solve a case for him

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6.STEVE MCGARRET

Definitely a control freak. Also, the hardest working police chief in the history of Five O. When he wasn't shooting it out with Red Chinese spies, or busting Howlie coke smugglers, he was going undercover! Police Chiefs are supposed to be black, balding and fat and yell a lot while their wives cheat on them, not go undercover! WTF? Strong work McGarret...also his secret gay relationship was Dano was groundbreaking.

7.NORDBERG

Self explanatory. 

8.McQ

Putting Harry Callahan on this list would have been to obvious so instead you get McQ. The Fat Elvis of violent cops.

9.WINSLOW

A cop that makes sounds might have more uses in the field than you think. He can make sounds that confuse the bad guys. 

10.K9 JERRY LEE

I would have put Hooch on this list but he was just the dog of a dead guy helping Tom Hanks. K9 was an actual cop. Did you know if you kill a police dog you go down for a police homicide? Those motherfuckers don't even carry a badge or read you your rights! They just bite you! Fuck a police dog! Except loveable Jerry lee obviously.